MONSTEE SAYS:
MONSTEE SAYS:
Small heads. Big nonsense.
─◇ Things Monstee probably should have kept to himself
Sometimes Monstee talks about Web3 and NFTs.
Sometimes about art, drawing, AI, tech, the internet.
Sometimes about the strange life of making things.
Rarely useful – Occasionally accurate.
New thoughts appear here whenever Monstee decides to speak.
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Monstee Says #011 – NFTs are dead
“NFTs are dead”
👉 MaybeBut I can still feel my arms and legs…
👉 So I guess I’m still alive? 👾 -
Monstee Says #010 – Allowlist
NFT collector starter pack:
✔️ 1 JPEG
✔️ 3 wallets
✔️ 7 Discords
✔️ 14 tabs…and somehow you’re still not on the allowlist 👾
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Monstee Says #009 – Ethereum
Things my Monstee understands better than me:
🔵 Smart contracts
🔵 Gas fees
🔵 Seed phrasesThings my Monstee does NOT understand:
🟠 Why I need 8 hours of sleep 👾🌙
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Monstee Says #008 – Connect wallet
Web3 relationship status:
👉 Me: “I’m done minting #NFTs”.
👉 Also me, 12 minutes later: “Connect wallet” 👾
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Monstee Says #007 – Gas fees
Web3 & NFT archaeology, according to Monstee:
❓ “Why did people pay gas fees just to move a JPEG?”
❗ “Sit down, kid. It’s a long story…”
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Monstee Says #006 – POV
POV:
Your NFT has been in your wallet so long it’s no longer an asset.
👉 It’s a roommate!
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Monstee Says #005 – Tech or Art
Web3 has two types of people:
1️⃣ “I’m here for the technology”
2️⃣ “Wait… this #NFT has a tiny hat” 😈🎩
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Monstee Says #004 – DYOR
My Monstee heard “DYOR”.
So he did his own research.
47 tabs later, he knows less than when he started 👾
Very Web3!
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MORE NONSENSE IS COMING.
The Colony keeps thinking.
That may or may not be a good thing.
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